Friday, June 28, 2013

The Movies I'm Looking Forward To

Just so everyone gets a clear perception of what my taste in movies is, here's a list of every movie I'm looking forward to for the rest of the year.

The Heat
Despicable Me 2
The Lone Ranger
The Way, Way Back
Coffee Town
Pawn Shop Chronicles
Dealing With Idiots
The Wolverine
The To-Do List
We're The Millers
Kick-Ass 2
The World's End
Walk of Shame
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Machete Kills
Free Birds
Ender's Game
Last Vegas
Thor: The Dark World
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Delivery Man
The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug (even though I hated the first one)
Saving Mr. Banks
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Now, here they are translated into Danish:

foragtelige mig 2
den enlige ranger
den måde, helt tilbage
kaffe town
bonde butik krøniker
beskæftiger sig med idioter
to-do liste
vi er de Millers
kick-ass 2
Verdens Ende
gå af skam
Overskyet med en chance for frikadeller 2
Machete dræber
fri fugle
Ender s spil
sidste Vegas
Thor: den mørke verden
ulven af Wall Street
The Hunger Games: Catching brand
levering mand
The Hobbit: Den øde Smaug (selvom jeg hadede den første)
besparelse mr. banker
ankermand 2: legenden fortsætter
Den hemmelige liv Walter Mitty

Now, here it is with every third word removed and replaced with "gumdrops":

The Heat
Gumdrops Me 2
Gumdrops Lone Ranger
Gumdrops Way, Way Gumdrops
Coffee Town
Gumdrops Shop Chronicles
Gumdrops With Idiots
The Gumdrops
The To-Gumdrops List
We're Gumdrops Millers
Kick-Gumdrops 2
The Gumdrops' End
Walk Gumdrops Shame
Cloudy Gumdrops a Chance Gumdrops Meatballs 2
Gumdrops Kills
Free Gumdrops
Ender's Game
Gumdrops Vegas
Thor: Gumdrops Dark World
Gumdrops Wolf of Gumdrops Street
The Gumdrops Games: Catching Gumdrops
Delivery Man
The Hobbit: Gumdrops Desolation of Gumdrops (even though gumdrops hated the gumdrops one)
Saving Gumdrops Banks
Anchorman Gumdrops: The Legend Gumdrops
The Gumdrops Life of Gumdrops Mitty

Now here it is with every adjective replaced with "counterclockwise" and every verb replaced with "festoon":

The Heat
Counterclockwise Me 2
The Counterclockwise Ranger
The Counterclockwise, Counterclockwise Back
Coffee Town
Pawn Shop Chronicles
Festooning With Idiots
The Wolverine
The To-Festoon List
We'stoon The Millers
Festoon-Ass 2
The World's End
Walk of Shame
Counterclockwise With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Machete Festoons
Counterclockwise Birds
Ender's Game
Counterclockwise Vegas
Thor: the Counterclockwise World
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Hunger Games: Festooning Fire
Delivery Man
The Hobbit: the Festooning of Smaug
Festooning Mr. Banks
Anchorman 2: The Legend Festoons
The Counterclockwise Life of Walter Mitty

And finally, here's the list with every possible word replaced with a synonym:

The Fervor
Contemptible I II
The Solitary Forester
The Far, Far Behind
Cafe Burg
Pledge Manufactory Fasti
Managing Nitwits
RITB (Relax In Tranquility Branch)
The Carcajou
The To-Achieve Tabulation
We Be the Millers
Boot-Keister II
The Microcosm's Extent
Jaunt of Chagrin
Gloomy Accompanying a Speculation of Victualorbs
Sickle Extirpates
Enfranchised Fowl
Ender's Frolic
Aftermost Vegas
Thor: the Cimmerian Microcosm
The Wolf of Bulwark Byway
The Appetence Festivities: Ensnaring Phlogiston
Conveyance Guy
The Hobbit: the Waste of Smaug 
Redeeming Monsieur Countinghouses
Newscaster II: the Narrative Lingers
The Abstruse Existence of Walter Mitty